ok hear me out guys

fvace:

vikingalitarian:

classyguykai:

tigerssjaw:

So how do u kill your self without actually dying

Love someone who doesn’t love you back

pluckyredhead:

vagabonds-and-troubadours:

the-great-decline:

jaybarou:

owlygem:

gotherfather:

gotherfather:

gotherfather:

bears have absolutely no right to be as cute as they are. i want to hug them and pet them. big fluffy dogs, supersized

this thing is one of the most dangerous predators in north america, is bulletproof, and could kill me in milliseconds without breaking a sweat and just. look at his big ole paws and his big ole nose. his wittle ears. i wuv him

human brain: bear will kill you

monkey brain: hehe fluffie

*monkey brain: bear will kill you

Human brain: hehe fluffie

Did they stutter?

science: bear will kill you
human & monkey brain in unison: hehe fluffyyy

It’s sort of the opposite of how sharks and turtles haven’t evolved for bafillions of years because they were already perfect. Like evolution was like “this is the dumbest trait I’ve ever given anything, let’s see how long the primates can keep it up” and it’s just been a global episode of Jackass ever since.